beyond Nintendo's Wii. "You" the player, uses your whole freakin' body to play
your game! No controllers! It's the whole truth & nothing but the truth!
"You" the Reader: What! No controllers? You must be out of your freaking mind
bub. Get some help! Watching too must Star Wars, has gone to your skull!
Well "you" the reader may think "I" the DAMN! writer is a quack, but! You will
have to see it to believe it! Behold!
Saw the proof? Well, "I" personally think its great but just think of how tired you will
be after each game! On the positive side, anyone who owns this would not be fat!
This would burn some serious fat in your belly. Maybe get 6 pax or 8 pax, who knows!
But wait! Not only that, Japan has another idea. This Wii killer can be used for
"live action sex" games as well. With the power of Photoshop, behold the future
of "Hentai" gaming. The complex sensor bank to track the motion of the user’s body,
this redefines the term "cyber sex" DAMN!
Sex education for the whole family?
Kids can now learn the true meaning of "bondage"
PLUS! "I" am linked to Face "freakin'" book?
"I" the writer has been linked on to many strange sites, but this is the 1st that
a Facebook user has linked onto my WWW. When "I" clicked on to the site, it
showed no reference to my little tiny unknown blog...Wonder how Mr.cafferyc
found me WWW on Facebook, hmmmm...
FIGURES - coming to a store near you!
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